The Expendables
Status: In Production
Release Date: 2010

Director: Sylvester Stallone

Starring:
Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham (The Transporter, Crank, Snatch)
Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler, Sin City)
Jet Li (Unleashed, The Forbidden Kingdom)
Dolph Lundgren (Rocky IV, Universal Soldier, The Punisher, Masters of the Universe)
Terry Crews (Hard Times, Street Kings)
Eric Roberts (generally suave)
Steve Austin (Professional Wrestling legend)
Randy Couture (Ultimate Fighting Champion legend)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (cameo)

Needless to say, this cast list if ridiculous.  Oh, and it is about a group of mercenaries, secretly hired by the CIA to go into 'the jungle' and bring down a drug baron.  Severe ass-kicking is in order, clearly.

Don't believe me?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/